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By Camp America on 04/10/2019
It’s that time of year, guys. You’re struggling to adjust with the real world, you’re still crying yourself to sleep because camp is over and you’ve had your mouse hovering over the ‘apply’ button to submit your returner application for weeks now. We’ve been there – it sucks. So we’ve come to offer our assistance…
If you read this blog post and agree with 1 or more of our points, then it’s clearly in the stars and you MUST head back to camp this year. We’re not medical professionals in post-camp blues, but we’re as close as they come.
So, here are the 10 signs you should return to camp next summer…
It’s probably already time to submit that returner application, right? When you get home, your friends have missed you lots and can’t wait for you to get back and catch up. You imagine hours with them, filling them in on all the inside jokes that happened this summer and all the cute things the kids said to you. Except, it doesn’t quite happen like that. You tell them your summer was great, you start talking about camp and before you know it you’re being begged to stop talking and you’ve been deleted from the group chat on whatsapp.
British ice cream sucks, and let’s be honest, the most exotic flavour you’re going to get is probably cookies and cream.. (at a push). If you’re dreaming of birthday cake, cotton candy or maybe rainbow sherbet topped with a sprinkle of lavender honey then you have a problem, and it can be resolved by heading onto www.campamerica.co.uk..
It’s inevitable. It’s your most used phrase at camp and somehow, it has wormed its way into your dreams (or nightmares). Before you know it, you’re going to be waking up your housemates for breakfast and getting them ready to sing the Superman grace.
This really cannot be helped. You’ve been bitten by the camp bug and the side effects are breaking into song spontaneously in any given situation. Who knew a song about a moose would be so catchy?!
You spend your days clean. Ew, just the thought of it makes us shudder. It feels wrong to not be spending your evening attempting to scrub paint, mud, glitter and last weeks mac and cheese off your face.
I mean seriously, what is this about?! Your likes are becoming fewer and fewer, you’re losing followers and no amount of #throwbackthursday photos will do the trick.
At camp it was your best asset, your way of saying thank you to someone or simply your way of telling yourself you were quite clearly, the most talented human in the world. Giving one to your friends at home just doesn’t have the same effect, and you didn’t spend hours over that string to not be greeted with a side hug and a few tears.
Is there even a point in having a campfire if it isn't in the USA?! If it doesn't involve smores, singing, and someone crying because camp doesn't last forever... then we think no.
We know it's happened. If it's happened to you, you have an issue that can only be solved with a London US Embassy trip and a pack of Swedish Fish.
Perhaps a little extra?! But, if you've even considered the thought of how much fun a golf cart would be in your day to day life, then we recommend you get your application in TODAY to cure those post-camp blues. It's the only way.
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