10 reasons why nobody wants to go to camp

By Camp America on 11/09/2018

10 totally understandable reasons as to why nobody wants to go to camp!

Wondering what to do with your summer? Here's 10 reasons why you won't want to work on a summer camp. 
 

1. First off, it's really ugly... 

2. There's just nothing to do...

3. It's a really lonely place...

4. You mostly stay indoors...

5. It's such a polluted 'concrete jungle', you'll never be able to gaze at the night sky...

6. Or watch the sun go down...

7. The campers don't even like you...

8. The country has so little to offer...

9. People are forever claiming it to be "the best experience ever"...

10. But, that is clearly wrong. 

JOKING!

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